Hello, bookish friends! Welcome to my stop on the Fake It Till You Break It blog tour. If you’re interested in this book (which releases today, btw), read on for more information and for an excerpt!
Mia and Jake have known each other their whole lives. They’ve endured summer vacations, Sunday brunches, even dentist visits together. Their mothers, who are best friends, are convinced that Mia and Jake would be the perfect couple, even though they can’t stand to be in the same room together.
After Mia’s mom turns away yet another cute boy, Mia and Jake decide they’ve have had enough. Together, they hatch a plan to get their moms off their backs. Permanently. All they have to do is pretend to date and then stage the worst breakup of all time—and then they’ll be free.
The only problem is, maybe Jake and Mia don’t hate each other as much as they once thought…
Diversity Rep: Asian main character and major character
Warnings: underage drinking; kinda-cheating? (the people involved aren’t officially dating but it felt shifty)
She planted her foot firmly on my chest and pushed me back down. “You can’t leave yet. They’re still home.”
“Well, what are we going to do until then?”
“It is Sunday . . .”
There was a small smile on her lips as her fingertips tapped together like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. My forehead scrunched together as her smile grew even wider. What the hell was she— It finally clicked when she leaned back to open her nightstand and pulled out a couple of those Korean face-mask thingies that made you look like a ghost. “No. No. NO.”
“Yes. Yes. YES.” Her hand smoothed them all out on the bedspread like a colorful pack of cards. “Now which one do you want? I have moisturizing ones with aloe and cucumber. Some collagen wrinkle-free ones. Or even this one with a picture of a baby’s foot. I don’t really know what it does since all the words are in Korean, but I assume it’s something good. Look how soft and glowing that baby’s toes are!”
Picking up her feet, I shoved her off of my lap, and she flopped backward with a squeal. I grabbed the baby-foot mask from the bed and pointed it at her like a sword. “I’m not doing this.”
Her eyes widened innocently. “What? It’s not like it’s your first time.”
“One. Time,” I nearly growled. “And we swore that we would never talk about it again.”
“And now it’s about to be two times that we will never talk about again. Come on, pretty boy. You have to keep up your looks if you’re going to be dating me. By the way . . .” She knelt and faced me. Her elbows braced against my shoulder as she leaned forward and gave me a quick peck on the cheek. “For future reference, that’s what a kiss on the cheek is supposed to be.”
Not sure why, but the kiss took me by surprise. I stared at Mia for a moment before finally pushing her away. “Fine, you win. I’ll do it if it means you’ll stop kissing me.” I ripped open a package before slapping the mask on my face. The strip on my nose wiggled as I sighed.
Mia let out an identical sigh and poked at the moist edges around my chin to smooth them out. “Ah, we’ve only been dating a few hours, and the magic is already gone.”
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I hope you enjoyed this little peek at Fake It Till You Break It. Do you have any other recs for books with the fake-dating trope? Let’s chat in the comments!
Thank you to Xpresso Book Tours for including me on the blog tour!